The Cunningham Twins
The Cunningham twins are the only people on the planet who can kick you in the back of your face.
There is no chin behind Braden's beard. There is only another fist.
Camden uses pepper spray to season his meat.
The Cunningham twins keep a diary. It's called the Guiness Book of World Records.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Camden Cunningham.
Braden and Superman got into a fight. The loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants for life.
Camden has a grizzly bear rug in his house.It's not dead. It's just too scared to move.
The flu gets a Cunningham shot every year.
Camden's tears can cure cancer.Too bad he has never cried.
Braden once made a Happy Meal cry.
Camden once went to a feminist rally.He returned with three ironed shirts and a sandwich.
Braden didn't dial the wrong number.You picked up the wrong phone.
Death once had a near-Cunningham-experience.
Did you know Camden had a role in Star Wars?He was the force.
Braden has actually been dead for 10 years. The reaper is just too scared to tell him.
Camden wasn't born. He was tactically deployed.
Each of Braden's balls are bigger than the other.
Camden doesn't take showers.He takes blood baths.
Braden once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke.That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Camden once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes. Fourteen of which he spent building a snowman at the bottom.
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